QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! Listeners, the hosts of the Florida Woman Podcast are getting married to each other in four days!! That's right. This weekend! Then they're going on Honeymoon for two weeks, which means that even though we love you all, it will be a minute (read: a couple weeks) until we will be ready to release our next episode.

In the meantime, however, enjoy this Minisode in which Kelsey Ann questions the reality of varying self-diagnosed diseases, a man is dismembered by an alligator, a ballerina turns to murder and a Florida appears to forget that his dead family members are in the guest bedroom.

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