Florida Woman

by Tough Kitty Productions

We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre crimes, strange history and beautiful fuckin maniacs that make up our country's weirdest state. A podcast as obscene and surreal as the place itself

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • Crimes By Grimes

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    Crimes By Grimes

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    Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview??? https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/ https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/ https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/ https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.html https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xbox https://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/ https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/ https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-account https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies

  • Montenegrins Be Like

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    Montenegrins Be Like

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    Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-late https://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.html https://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/ https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videos https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.html https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html

  • Beachcraft Bonanza

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    Beachcraft Bonanza

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    Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it. SOURCES: https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/ https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.html https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html https://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1 https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/ https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/ https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/sting-uncovers-toothless-scheme-3-women-arrested-miami-dade-and-brow-ard-counties-avocado-grill-on-datura-street-west-palm-beach-police-department-ann-sherry-miller-mother-daughter-pair-named-mary-steimberg-sheila-angelina-miller-bogus-9000-bill https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html

  • Patreon CLIP: Bitches Be Going to Psychics - The Rose Marks Psychic Scam

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    Patreon CLIP: Bitches Be Going to Psychics - The Rose Marks Psychic Scam

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    Full episode available at : patreon.com/floridawomanpod Rose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION dollars, and she reached the peak of her riches in our beloved Sunshine State. Wait, are you allowed to say Gypsy on the air?

  • Psychic Highway

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    Psychic Highway

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    I don't believe in anything. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.html https://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/ https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealed https://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-florida-woman-arrested-after-309-animals-seized-from-her-mobile-home-with-lethal-levels-of-ammonia-inside/ https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/ https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-throws-beer-can-fires-ar-15-rifle-after-being-upset-by-drivers-speeding-in-his-neighborhood-pcso https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-with-underwear-around-his-neck-accused-of-prowling-in-same-yard-as-reported-bonsai-tree-theft