Florida Woman

by Tough Kitty Productions

We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre crimes, strange history and beautiful fuckin maniacs that make up our country's weirdest state. A podcast as obscene and surreal as the place itself

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • V.R. Schoolhouse Rock

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    V.R. Schoolhouse Rock

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    We got breastfeeding men, hijacked bulldozers, boy moms, chum play, airborne chemicals, Metaverse education, conspiracy theories, nerd rage, ring cameras and more. Let's go!https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/virtual-reality-school-as-the-ultimate-school-choicehttps://nypost.com/2023/09/14/florida-man-jesse-smith-steals-excavator-crashes-into-walmart/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/27/us/florida-neighbor-chemical-agent.htmlhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/25/chemistry-phd-student-injected-chemicals-upstairs-neighbors-home-watch/70679527007/https://www.binnews.com/content/2023-09-12-florida-woman-admits-shes-addicted-to-breastfeeding-her-husband/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-jumps-in-water-to-meet-sharks-while-leaving-2-year-old-alone-in-running-car-deputieshttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-goes-missing-on-carnival-ship

  • Black Bear, White Claw

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    Black Bear, White Claw

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    Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's goSOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdfhttps://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/06/new-south-florida-resident-falls-for-old-trick-beautiful-woman-he-met-at-hard-rock-took-rolex/https://www.today.com/food/news/3-legged-bear-tripod-white-claws-rcna103772

  • ONE HUNNIT

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    ONE HUNNIT

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    We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys. Patreon.com/floridawomanpodSOURCES:https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-rosters-by-state-2016-9https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Saint-Thomas-Aquinas-High-School-of-Fort-Lauderdale-Has-Most-NFL-Players--.aspxhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/be-likable-ron-plane-flies-overhead-desantis-at-iowa-fairhttps://winknews.com/2023/08/21/florida-woman-accused-of-spiking-drinks-with-roach-spray/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/?hl=enhttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/08/07/desantis-housing-investigation-florida-affordable/https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2018/08/24/florida-man-threatens-co-worker-with-box-cutter-in-argument-about-christian-music/https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/23/man-holding-wild-dolphin-on-florida-beach-sparks-outrage-prompts-investigation/https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/florida-man-caught-on-video-stealing-11k-of-food-from-restaurant/https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-threatened-employees-with-gun-when-chicken-wings-order-was-late-police-say/article_e94cedff-0711-5fb5-9d1f-da907a980b4d.html

  • TEASER: The Case of Baby Sabrina

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    TEASER: The Case of Baby Sabrina

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    Full Episode available at Patreon.com/floridawomanpodIn 1997, the Aisenberg Family of Valrico FL woke up on an otherwise typical morning to the worst nightmare imaginable to young parents: the disappearance of their 5 month old baby, Sabrina. What happened? Who did it? Where is she? What's going on?

  • No Big Deal/Bulldozers

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    No Big Deal/Bulldozers

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    Anger. Roach spray. Nunchuks. Forklifts. Barbie. Slavery. Fish sex. Mountain Dew. Prager U. Road rage. Gas Tax. Girls Gone Wild. DeliriumSOURCEShttps://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/https://nypost.com/2017/08/14/man-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-sent-him-on-liquor-store-forklift-rampage/https://www.wsaz.com/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-veterinarian-operated-pregnant-dog-that-later-died-authorities-say/?outputType=appshttps://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15lrqaa/prageru_is_laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_here/https://www.npr.org/2023/08/14/1193557432/florida-education-private-schools-prageru-desantishttps://www.wftv.com/news/local/data-shows-florida-gas-tax-holiday-didnt-deliver-prices-are-still-rising-anyway/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15n8n5g/florida_drivers_are_the_worst_drivers_in_the/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-policehttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160214-sex-in-the-sea-book-animal-behavior-marine-life-marah-hardt