Bizarre news in this episode includes a story on a woman who cops say severely burned herself in a hospital bed by trying to smoke crack while on oxygen... also one on Mississippi's monkey business wrapping up with a final lab monkey being caught alive, after a transport truck flipped over and two people shot and killed two of the three monkeys that ran off... and the Louvre reportedly had a security camera password that was as basic as its name...also the UK's Parliament is moving to ban videos of choking during sex from porn websites. Plus... parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.