The Petty Olympics

This week, we’re diving into the most ridiculous championship of all: the Petty Olympics. Our first contender? OP pranks his girlfriend by tossing a backpack stuffed with books and dumbbells off the roof (the retched noise 😭), then adds stage blood for a full-on “fake death” performance. Next up is OP (M), who planned a romantic getaway but decided to ruin it to prove a point by refusing to carry his girlfriend’s “overpacked” luggage. A petty king or a travel nightmare?

Then we’ve got an MVP-level confession: OP admits he’s never actually left good feedback when apps beg for reviews. Petty in its purest form. Finally, there’s OP (17F), who “tested” her nephew’s allegedly fake food allergies—turns out she was right, but now her sister’s big mad. Is she a hero or an AH?