This week’s Totally Wholesome Not Dirty Podcast is a solo episode—just me, unfiltered, a little unhinged, and talking about everything from figs to fitness to fighting nicotine cravings.

I share the chaos of dealing with a nosy neighbor obsessed with my fig tree, rant about self-checkout horror stories, and even question whether poison ivy is just a scam we all believed as kids. Somewhere in between, I spiral into my thoughts on Trader Joe’s cult vibes, bidets, sex work meets self work, and yes… why I once threw a lemon at the wall.

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