Merry Christmas! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa cover a lot. From the age Medusa wants to die, to rating Travis Kelce's f*ck-game at a 5.5 out of 10 (a hickey from Taylor Swift), And, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts last week's power outage, making tamales, and treating thyself.

Exhibit A: ⁠Travis Kelce's hickey⁠. Jr. High bullsh*t.

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