After completing a viewing assignment of both of the films in "The Thing" duology, Briana has thoughts, Tommy has justifications and overall, everybody comes out the other side happy (for the most part). Main discussion points include: The Thing (1982 and 2011), body horror as a measurement of time, alternative uses for bubblegum and remote control cars, the unequalled disturbing effect of Don Bluth, dinosaurs and Tommy's mostly nonverbal reaction to the idea of Eva Green and Rachel Weisz sharing a screen together.