THE RIND KING ACT: ONE, Scene 1

In the series premiere, the Forest of Despair is abuzz with "tweets" and rumors. As the Rind King prepares a northern invasion to seize "precious magic," the very fabric of reality begins to peel.

In this Episode:

• The Troll Chorus sets the stage, repeating every rumor from a "bluebird down the street" about the King’s impending march North.
• Fairy King Poutini surveys the "vomitus pastiche" of the southern court and plants a cursed looking glass to amplify the King's vanity.
• The Servants scramble to style a "hairline with no tomorrow" and avoid the gallows by singing the King's praises.
• The Muskrat Wizard reveals his "Essence" atomizer, a viral protein sequence designed ...