Two dojos, both unalike in dignity (one boils hot pockets, the other buys potato salad),

In fair Reseda where we lay our scene.

In episode 8 we watch both dojos get some nature-based karate training involving trees and viral infections, while Daniel experiences the brutal nightmare of having a family. Also Ashley doesn't know who the good guy in Karate Kid was.

Our hosts also discuss Karate Kid’s spiritual prequel, Rocky (1976), aka Karate Kid Zero.

Body Count: 1 Pontiac Firebird, and also Hawk, probably (look, we want to be optimistic but let's face it, he's a dead bird walking)

TTB: 0.09!!!

Bully Rating: 3 (they signed a waiver)