April has the most intense astrology of the year and this is the week it stops being a forecast and starts being a lived experience. But before anyone spirals, intense is not the same thing as destabilizing, and we have already done destabilizing, extensively, for six straight weeks of eclipses and a Pisces mercury retrograde where nobody could think or communicate or figure out what they were feeling about literally anything. That was being lost at sea. This week is more like someone handed the car keys back and also the car is now a rocket, which is exciting and also a lot when you haven't slept properly since the Obama administration.

Key moments of the week:

• Monday, April 13: Mars conjoins Neptune in Aries (1:29AM)
• Monday, April 13: Venus in Taurus sextile Jupiter in Cancer (4:20AM)
• Tuesday, A ...