This week is less “moving forward with clarity” and more “accidentally announcing your emotional state via group text while trying to send a meme.” Mercury’s back in Aries and immediately runs headfirst into Neptune, so good luck saying anything that makes sense. Mars enters Leo and starts performing grievances like a cabaret. The Sun tries to chill in Taurus, but ends up square-dancing with Mars instead. It’s a lot. Expect bold decisions with questionable follow-through, high-stakes vibes over extremely low-stakes logistics, and at least one moment where you dramatically whisper “I’m fine” when you're definitely not.

Big moments of the week:

• Wed, April 16: Mercury enters Aries
• Thurs, April 17: Mercury conjoins Neptune in Aries
• Fri, April 18: Mars enters Leo
• Sat, April 19: Mars in L ...