Why is the 2nd half of this episode so much better than the first half? Gemini season, baby — it took a minute to get focused. This week, we've got:

• Mon, May 27: Mercury in Taurus sextiles Saturn in Pisces
• Wed, May 29: Mars conjoins Chiron in Aries
• Fri, May 31: Mercury conjoins Uranus in Taurus
• Sun, June 2: Jupiter in Gemini trines Pluto in Aquarius

Note from Jessica: "During that whole "your kid's Pluto sign is such a big deal" rant, I definitely didn't make it clear enough that it's not a huge signifier of their personality individually, but rather a major part of what defines them as a generation collectively. Or maybe that was clear! Tis the season to over-explain yourself!"