In this episode, we explore who really won the war of 1812. Imagine a massive fight breaks out in a high school cafeteria. Absolute chaos. Oh, complete deadlum. Right. Trays are flying like frisbees. Tables are flipped. Everyone is shouting. Alliances are forming and breaking in real time. Sounds like a nightmare for the teachers. Totally. Finally, the principal storms in, blows a whistle, and physically separates everyone. And then what happens? Well... After the dust settles and the adrenaline fades, two of the kids involved strut all the way down the hallway. And they're loudly bragging to anyone who will listen that they absolutely definitively won the fight. Naturally. Yeah. But the third kid, the one who was standing on the sidelines who didn't even throw the first punch. The one just trying to protect their lunch. Exactly. That kid is the onl ...