The goblins welcome you to the story you didn’t ask for: of how planets aligned in the Midwest and two students met in a department stocked with K-cups and gratuitous amounts of scholastic stress. Good vibes only. New episode every two weeks. P.S. We curse. P.P.S Drop us a line - officegoblinpodcast@gmail.com
In which the Goblins dive right into the long awaited episode on SCPs. From a buoy’s siren call to ye olde plague doctor, gifting your lifeblood of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor during the holidays, hecking dark caves, and how the evil and mysterious most often manifests as the seemingly mundane. Explicit Language Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX
In which the Goblins demonstrate for a fifth time (possibly? We think?) that paying attention is tough work. From wanting to frolic with farm animals, having an unreliable sniffer, ass-pirations, brain shearing and the majestic occipital lobe, and the rollercoaster that is a brain that comes in and out of literal focus. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language
In which the Goblins welcome the new year with more distraction, more goals, and an optimistic attitude. From setting yourself up for success, enjoying the process, and admiring some muscular, speedo-wearing Dugtrio. Who says you can’t have it all in 2024? Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language
In which the Goblins discuss becoming your best and truest bog witch-self. From making that good soup in your backyard, freeing your boobies from boob jail, connecting with nature, going from one windowless room to another all in the name of higher education and drying out your peepers, the interesting magnetism of witchcraft and paganism, blasphemous yoga, and the olde ways. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language
In which the Goblins discuss the importance of creating the enrichment you need, want, and deserve. From stimulating all 5 of your senses, the power of a porch and hammock, how trampolines will give more bounce to the ounce, embracing your inner child, having work-life balance despite life’s demands, and accommodating your busy body as an adult. Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit Language