When the Movie Gumshoes set out to investigate Ben Leonberg’s haunted-house dog flick Good Boy (2025), things go sideways before the opening credits roll. Rookie Jonathan shows up with what he proudly claims is a new K-9 recruit named Ballistic—Jared’s old nickname from his wilder days. Trouble is, the “dog” turns out to be a rabid coyote swiped from behind the Feed Bag dumpster. Within minutes, Ballistic bolts, tears through downtown Junk, and bites a stripper outside the Skin Job.

With chaos spreading and animal control nowhere in sight, Jared decides the best way to keep the rookie’s spirits up is to get back to the real case: dissecting Good Boy down at the Dinoplex. The two detectives hunker into sticky theater seats, joined by their favorite local informant, Dirty Deborah, who’s fur ...