The Movie Gumshoes and Dirty Deborah dive into The Surfer, where masculine waves and Cage-fueled chaos await. Jonathan goes deep undercover with the surfer gang, but somewhere between method acting and heatstroke, he can’t shake his Australian accent... or his new macho swagger. We investigate director Lorcan Finnegan’s sun-scorched vision and Nicolas Cage’s latest existential meltdown. Plus: Jonathan gets a branding-iron tattoo (because of course he does), and spoiler, it’s more infected than his fake Aussie slang.