Legal Fiction

by Joe (@kafka_esquire) and Spencer (@ohnotsouter)

Season 1

Legal Fiction #18 - LEGAL FICTION QUIZBOWL, Never give up dudes, We're skyrocketing up the charts, Ridley Scott rules, and Christmas kinda sucks fight me

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S1 · E18

Dec 9, 2021

1:17:15

Legal Fiction #17 - SCENT OF A WOMAN, Legal System is broken, Solidarity with all workers, Licorice Pizza will still be good ok?, Watkins is still a boss, STOP ASKING DIRECTORS ABOUT SUPERHERO MOVIES

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S1 · E17

Nov 25, 2021

1:25:29

Legal Fiction #16 - JFK, Aaron Rodgers is The Only True Critical Thinker (read: Dumb Person), We're Joing UATX to teach film, Chris Pratt Wil Not Rest Until He Ruins Your Childhood

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S1 · E16

Nov 11, 2021

1:25:00

Legal Fiction #15 - THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, Solidarity with All Striking Workers and RIP to Halyna Hutchins, Halloween Kills is ok, and Cops Are Doing Dumb Cop Stuff

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S1 · E15

Oct 28, 2021

1:37:42

Legal Fiction #14 - JOE'S MOVIE RECS!!, Zodiac Killer is guy named Gary, Sinema and Facebook suck, The Many Saints of Newark uhh lets move on, The Rock made a rap song ok lets keep moving on, ITS SPOOKY SZN THOUGH AND SCARY MOVIES HELL YEAH

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S1 · E14

Oct 14, 2021

1:22:31

Legal Fiction #13 - THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, Joe is now old, Theatre kids need to get bullied again, Many Saints of Newark dropping, AND SPOOKY SZN IS HERE BABY

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S1 · E13

Sep 30, 2021

1:32:58

Legal Fiction #12 - THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, Candyman does rule, Malignant also does, as does The Guest, Matrix may?, Michael K Williams Ruled and Rest In Peace King

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S1 · E12

Sep 16, 2021

1:21:47

Legal Fiction #11 - CAPE FEAR, Mic Stinks, We Don't Golf (Yet), Midwest Summer Stil Sucks, Ivermection Boys, Starting a Conservative Grift, Dancing in Fortnite for Civil Rights, Candyman Hell Yeah

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S1 · E11

Sep 2, 2021

1:30:08

Legal Fiction #10 - A TIME TO KILL, The Suicide Squad actually not bad, RIP Trevor Moore, Cuomosexual is a big yikes,

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S1 · E10

Aug 19, 2021

1:30:28

Legal Fiction #9 - INTOLERABLE CRUELTY, Girlboss Energy Will Destroy Disney, God is Dead Because These Movies Keep Getting Made, Matt Damon Is Your Dad Making Jokes,

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S1 · E9

Aug 5, 2021

1:20:55

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