Wendy Williams: The queen of the awkward silence and the queen of the burp and fart delivers the best death notices you will ever hear.

Richard Sherman: Sherman is out here wilding, but what did his wife and inlaws do to make him go crazy? Lets get to the bottom of this!

The Oceans Are Ruined: We put too much sewage in the ocean so now everyone is swimming with poop, also pissing in a restaurant and getting annoyed about no tips.

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