Elon Musk Buys Twitter: It's over! A literal fascist has purchased Twitter and the WORLD is FUCKING OVER.

Netflix: Hot off losing a bunch of stock money and subscribers, we now have layoffs and a new trailer for Mike Myers's The Pentaverate.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: A blind spot for Jim and Them is the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp controversy, let's do a little catch up on the grumpy.

BLOWFISH!, ILLUSION!, AIR!, BREAKING BAD!, ELON MUSK BUYS TWITTER!, 42 BILLION DOLLARS!, BIRD APP!, WORLD IS ENDING!, IT'S OVER!, SPACEX!, JOURNOS!, MY LIFE!, MY PRE-LIFE!, INCORPOREAL!, MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE!, FRANKENSTEIN!, MARY SHELLEY!, SPECTRAL PRESENCE!, JACK THE RIPPER HEADLINES!, FASCIST!, DISTRAUGHT!, LAST BASTION!, RESISTANCE!, AAVE!, VOICE!, PATREON!, REACHER!, NBA JAM!, HE'S HEA ...