WtF???

How did this recording even get staffed let alone funded?

Does nobody, me included apparently, give a damn that I'm spent over here??!?!?!? I've showered and masturbated and somehow I'm still awake. My dog is snoring loudly as if to rub it in my face (the snoring not the masturbation).

I should be out like the Jags by now.

Simple truth statement forthcoming:

• I should be asleep.

And it's something I've been KKKKKKKRAVING since yesterday.

Yet here I am looking at a screeen!!!! Enough already. I'm even typing a damn description?!?!??? About what FFS???

How's this work for ya:

1. A bag of non-sequitors

2. invites three stoned iguanas

3. and a jar o ...