Episode 155 of The Running Mullet is… about Eric.

Just Eric.

No one asked for this.

We did it anyway.

This week, we deep dive into the mystery, the legend, the suspicious speed, and the absolutely unhinged running existence of Eric. Why is he so fast? How is he raising an entire squad of fast runner girls? What dark magic powers his splits? Is he actually an idiot? What’s it like being husband to Becky — patron saint of patience?

We explore:

• unsettling truths about Eric’s speed

• the science of raising elite mini-runners

• questionable life philosophies

• idiots running

• husband energy at championship levels

• an origin story no one was ready for

• Eric (obviously)

Is he fueled by carbs? Chaos? Dad energy? Is he human? Will you become Eric?

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