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by Hot Girls Have Hobbies LLC

Join lacroixboi (Dante), coolndizabled (Nicole), and catdad42069 (Corey) as they definitely get themselves on a watch list deep-diving into the alphabet agency archives and chatting current events. Just kidding! Seriously! All of this is just jokes! There are sure to be lots of goofs and gafs on this COMEDY podcast!

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • Investigating the Breakdancing “Marketing Guru” Bitcoin Bootlicking Dad

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    Investigating the Breakdancing “Marketing Guru” Bitcoin Bootlicking Dad

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    In this conversation, Dante, Nicole, and Corey discuss Ben Hart, a controversial figure who posted a tweet about his daughter that went viral. They explore Ben Hart's Twitter page, website, and background, speculating on his motives and connections. They also discuss the similarities between MLMs and cults, as well as the dangers of fundamentalist extremism. The conversation highlights the need for empathy, community, and normalcy in society. The hosts also discuss recent events, including a powerful act of protest by Aaron Bushnell. They also discuss the downfall of Caleb Hammer, along with the stock performance of Luminar and the alleged financial history of Austin Russell. Takeaways Ben Hart's controversial tweet about his daughter went viral, attracting attention from Elon Musk and his fan base. Ben Hart's Twitter page and website reveal his background in marketing and his association with political figures. Speculation arises about Ben Hart's motives and possible connections to Peter Thiel. The conversation delves into the similarities between MLMs and cults, emphasizing the importance of empathy and community in society. Prefer video? Watch this episode on Youtube! Socials: Nicole's TikTok (coolndizabled): https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled Dante's TikTok (dantewelch69): https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 Corey's TikTok (catdad42069xxx): https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Podcast TikTok (helloalphabetagencies): https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Nicole's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFZ6-KnCUPWdXOXZsT18roA Dante's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@dantewelch Corey's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CatDad42069

  • Unsolicited Horny YouTuber Merch (feat. corntdawg)

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    Unsolicited Horny YouTuber Merch (feat. corntdawg)

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    Friend of the show Corntdawg joins us to discuss Caleb Hammer's very strange merch and the Knitted Anus' breakthrough in his federal investigation. You can also watch this episode on Youtube Socials: Corntdawg: https://www.tiktok.com/@corntdawg Podcast TikTok (helloalphabetagencies): https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Nicole's TikTok (coolndizabled): https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled Dante's TikTok (dantewelch69): https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 Corey's TikTok (catdad42069xxx): https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Nicole's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFZ6-KnCUPWdXOXZsT18roA Dante's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@dantewelch Corey's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CatDad42069 Summary: In this episode, Nicole, Dante, Corey, and Corntdawg discuss the phenomenon surrounding Caleb Hammer, a controversial figure on YouTube. They explore his creepy behavior and the content of his vlogs and podcast,. They also speculate about his financial situation and take a quiz on his website where it is ESSENTIAL to be a landlord. The hosts talk about the Caleb Hammer subreddit and his overly horny merch. They then delve into the theory of Timothy McVeigh and Paul Wysopal, comparing their voices and discussing their similarities. The suspicion surrounding Paul Wysopal and his joining of the FBI is also explored. In this conversation, the hosts discuss theories and the manipulation tactics used by those in power. They explore the POTENTIAL IN OUR OPINION involvement of the mayor and the FBI in covering up information related to domestic terrorism IN OUR OPINION. The conversation delves into the existence and danger of death cults. The hosts also touch on the creation of conspiracy theories and the role of QAnon in misleading curious minds. They highlight the culture of fear and the exploitation of division for control. Takeaways: Caleb Hammer has gained attention for his controversial behavior on YouTube. Being a landlord is a requirement to achieve a high score on the Hammer Financial Score Quiz. Caleb Hammer's inconsistencies and questionable behavior raise doubts about his credibility. The theory of Timothy McVeigh and Paul Wysopal being the same person or closely related is explored. The hosts discuss the similarities between Paul Wysopal and Austin Russell. Conspiracy theories often contain nuggets of truth but are mixed with absurdity to discredit those who question the "official" narrative in the slightest. Those in power may hold unconventional beliefs and engage in manipulative tactics to further their agendas. Fear and division are used as tools to control and manipulate the population.

  • It's OVER for Ethan and Hila Klein

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    It's OVER for Ethan and Hila Klein

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    Fallen family assemble. It's time to talk about Ethan and Hila Klein and the evolution (devolution?) of the H3 Podcast. Prefer video? Watch this episode on Youtube! Summary: The conversation covers various topics including iCarly, running for president, Caleb Hammer, Timothy McVeigh conspiracy theories, H3H3 and Teddy Fresh, H3H3's political stance, Hasan Piker and Destiny, and the downfall of H3H3. Initial topics include concerns about Ethan's behavior and treatment of crew members, his capitalist views, his controversial past, and his reaction to the QTCinderella incident. The conversation highlights the disappointment and discomfort felt by the participants as they discuss these issues. This part of the conversation focuses on uncomfortable reactions and workplace culture, lack of accountability and genuine apologies, brutality and toxicity, inappropriate behavior and lack of boundaries, insensitive jokes and lack of empathy, and the impact of words and actions. It also discusses the importance of profit sharing and fair compensation, recognizing the value of collaboration, reevaluating past content and behavior, and questioning motives and intentions. The next part of the conversation delves into various themes, including the Birthright program and influencer tactics, the influence of relationships on perspectives, the power of language and dehumanization, the Leftovers podcast and Hasan teaching Ethan, the influence of Birthright and propaganda, the concept of getting paid and capital accumulation, the need for critical thinking and awareness, the alleged CIA operation of Philip DeFranco (JOKES), Corey's ban from the H3 subreddit, the end of the Leftovers podcast, Ethan's controversial comments and denial, the use of deflection and propaganda, the purposeful ignoring of the point, Ethan's blowup and condescending remarks, the decision to step away from Leftovers, the public call-out of Olivia, the lack of retraction and acknowledgment, the double speak and misrepresentation, and the alleged purposeful ignoring of the point. They review and discuss various aspects of Ethan Klein's behavior and statements regarding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and genocide actively being carried out by the IDF. They express disappointment and frustration with Ethan's lack of understanding and insensitivity towards the issue. Other Socials: Nicole's TikTok (coolndizabled): https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled Dante's TikTok (dantewelch69): https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 Corey's TikTok (catdad42069xxx): https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Podcast TikTok (helloalphabetagencies): https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Nicole's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFZ6-KnCUPWdXOXZsT18roA Dante's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@dantewelch Corey's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CatDad42069

  • Creepy Caleb Hammer is SO COOKED

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    Creepy Caleb Hammer is SO COOKED

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    When's this Youtuber gonna knock it off? Is Caleb Hammer a fed? A creep? Both? Whatever's going on is super weird and he's NOT HAPPY THAT WE ARE STILL KEEPING TABS. Nicole and Dante have quite the history with Caleb Hammer, including interviewing one of his accusers, and you can read allllllll about it here. You can also find more videos on Dante's Youtube Channel, and more chit-chats about Caleb on the Baking Baked Podcast where Nicole and Dante host a mini-series called "Porch Time PIs". Caleb Hammer is a YouTube and TikTok personality who has made his mark on the internet with his ruthless financial audits. Caleb is not a certified financial advisor or planner and does not have any background in finance beyond his own personal situation; to his credit, he openly acknowledges this. However, he allegedly uses this questionably-acquired position of power and influence to manipulate his financially vulnerable guests. Claims from former guests include unforeseen harassment from his audience, discomfort during the filming process, [Caleb] attempting to solicit them for OnlyFans content, sexual harassment, and sexual assault. Amongst these claims, critics continue to call out their issues with the base ideology behind his content, the type of audience + conversation it invites, and Caleb's negligence surrounding the Creator-Fan Power Dynamic. Caleb continues to avoid accountability and is now calling Dante a stalker so IT'S TIME FOR AN EMERGENCY EPISODE BECAUSE SERIOUSLY DUDE KNOCK IT OFF THIS IS RIDICULOUS Watch this video version of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/@HotGirlsHaveHobbies/ Other Socials: Nicole's TikTok (coolndizabled) Dante's TikTok (dantewelch69) Corey's TikTok (catdad42069xxx) Podcast TikTok (helloalphabetagencies) Nicole's Youtube Dante's Youtube Corey's Youtube

  • How is Gutfeld the #1 Late Night Show in America?

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    How is Gutfeld the #1 Late Night Show in America?

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    Nicole gives us a nice presentation on Greg Gutfeld, host of GUTFELD and Fox News golden boy. Some may even venture to call him a bootlicker, but we won't go there. It's giving...FED FLAGS. HGHH socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hghhobbies/ Dante's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 YouTube - @dantewelch Nicole's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@coolndizabled Corey's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Tiktok 2.0 - https://www.tiktok.com/@cat.dad2