Hello, Alphabet Agencies

by Hot Girls Have Hobbies LLC

Join lacroixboi (Dante), coolndizabled (Nicole), and catdad42069 (Corey) as they definitely get themselves on a watch list deep-diving into the alphabet agency archives and chatting current events. Just kidding! Seriously! All of this is just jokes! There are sure to be lots of goofs and gafs on this COMEDY podcast!

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • Someone Please Stop Jimmy Beast

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    Someone Please Stop Jimmy Beast

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    FIRST EPISODE = DOUBLE LENGTH EPISODE! The HGHH Journal: hghhmedia,com/the-journal TikTok: @coolndizabled, @dantewelch69, @catdad42069xxx Episode Summary: In this episode, the hosts (Nicole, Dante, and Corey) introduce themselves and discuss how they met on TikTok. The conversation quickly delves into the topics of data privacy, manipulation, and the use of marketing as propaganda. They explore the concept of predictive algorithms and compare it to the TV show Westworld. From there, they discuss the influence of propaganda and the investigation into Rodger Cleye + Austin Russell. This episode also explores the exploitative content of Mr. Beast and the impact of effective altruism. Some other topics include: the connection between philanthropy and propaganda, the importance of critical thinking, the background of Luminar Technologies and its founder Austin Russell, as well as the controversies surrounding LIDAR technology and its applications. The discussion also explores the connections between Rodger Cleye and Austin Russell's family tree and the Nazi concentration camp Adlerwerke. Additionally, this episode touches on Peter Thiel's involvement in Palantir and his family's background in South Africa. The conversation highlights the potential implications of these connections and the role of defense contractors in the tech industry. The conversation then shifts to the role of technology companies like Palantir and Clearview AI in surveillance and data tracking. They explore the connections between these companies and influential figures in Silicon Valley. The discussion also delves into the influence of advertising and the manipulation of metrics. They then connect the dots between Peter Thiel, Forbes, and Mr. Beast. The episode ends with a discussion on the concept of Fed Flags and the potential manipulation of influencers. They highlight the importance of dissenting voices and the need for investigative journalism. Key Takeaways: Data privacy is a growing concern, and individuals should be aware of how their data is being used and manipulated. Marketing can be a form of propaganda, subtly influencing people's thoughts and actions. Predictive algorithms have the ability to anticipate human behavior, raising questions about free will and control. Propaganda can be subtle and influence people's beliefs and actions. Investigative journalism is important in uncovering hidden connections and motives. Critical thinking is crucial in evaluating the content and actions of influential figures. Knowing and asserting one's rights is crucial, especially in situations involving authority figures. Technology companies like Palantir and Clearview AI have significant power in surveillance and data tracking. The influence of advertising and the manipulation of metrics can shape public opinion. Connections between influential figures in Silicon Valley and controversial activities raise questions about their motivations. The concept of Fed Flags highlights the potential manipulation of influencers and the importance of critical thinking. Government agencies play a significant role in surveillance and intelligence gathering.

  • Creepy Rodger Dodger's New Year's Eve Extravaganza

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    Creepy Rodger Dodger's New Year's Eve Extravaganza

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    WELCOME TO THE CREEPY CLEYE EXTRAVAGANZA 2023 RETROSPECT! HAPPY MAYBE FINAL NEW YEAR EVER HA HA JUST KIDDING PROBABLY! Links: Nicole's TikTok Dante's TikTok Corey's TikTok Podcast Site Podcast TikTok Watch on Youtube In this special episode, Dante and Nicole discuss their online journey (that eventually led them to the FBI) with Rodger Cleye, a TikTok user who engaged in inappropriate behavior with young fans. They reflect on their initial reactions to Rodger's videos and their efforts to expose his actions. They also discuss the challenges they faced, including harassment and attempts to discredit them. The episode highlights the importance of speaking out against suspicious behavior and the power of social media in holding individuals accountable. This beginning of the conversation covers a week of purposefully wrong narratives being planted, late-night TikTok filming, taunting Rodger, Rodger's playbook, calculated actions, positive content only, dealing with online harassment, supporting women on the internet, clowning on Rodger, slanderous remarks, Rodger's live streams, Rodger going private, pumping the meme market, Rodger's YouTube channel, Rodger's Discord server, text messages and grooming allegations, and Rodger's infamous TikTok Live in a cowboy hat reminiscent of Colleen Ballinger's “Toxic Gossip Train”. They discuss Rodger's subtweeting, his creepy smile, and his use of song lyrics to send messages. They also talk about their arrest by Border Patrol and their experiences with the officers. They mention Rodger's (alleged) website and his poem book, as well as their suspicions about his family tree and connections to Nazi Germany. Dante and Nicole uncover shady behavior, discover connections to Heinrich Kleyer and Adlerwerke, report their findings to Luminar, and track Rodger's suspicious actions. They compile evidence, confirm ownership of Rodger's website, and celebrate small victories. Concerns for Olivia's safety arise, and they go into stealth mode in an attempt to protect her. They also deal with trolls and false narratives, receive disturbing phone calls, and face online harassment. This chapter concludes with Rodger's return and cryptic posts before disappearing from the internet again. Lastly, the hosts discuss some of their 2024 predictions such as a Carhartt shortage, a revolution against Taylor Swift, Ashton Kutcher's alleged crimes, Mr. Beast faking views, Bibi facing war crime charges, and overall bleak predictions for the future but it's still all comedy and jokes! Takeaways Be vigilant and speak out against suspicious behavior Social media can be a powerful tool for holding individuals accountable Standing up for what is right may come with challenges, but it is worth it Rodger uses subtweeting and song lyrics to send messages to his haters. Dante and Nicole were arrested by Border Patrol and had negative experiences with the officers. Researching and compiling evidence is essential for building a strong case. Dealing with false narratives can be challenging, but it's important to stay focused on the truth.

  • You Literally Don't Know Jack Kennedy About Cuba

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    You Literally Don't Know Jack Kennedy About Cuba

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    YOU LITERALLY DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CUBA! Follow the show: https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies https://www.hotgirlshavehobbies.com/podcast Watch on Youtube Follow the hosts: Nicole - https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled Dante - https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 Corey - https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx In this episode, the hosts discuss the recent release of the Epstein documents and their implications. They also talk about Alan Dershowitz's involvement and the timing of his defense of Netanyahu. They introduce the idea of starting a Psyop called 'Cheese Time' to attract a large audience and eventually introduce them to important topics like the CIA. ALL JOKES! The hosts also touch on the history of Cuba and American involvement, including coups and manipulation. The conversation covers topics such as manipulation and doubt, fed behavior on Twitter, grifting, divide and conquer strategies, the transformation of Elon Musk, mob influence in Cuba, drug cartels and supply chains, the World Trade Organization, coincidences and conspiracies, and a controversial NFL game. They also explore the connection between the NFL and sports betting, discussing the influence of money and the accessibility of gambling. The conversation then shifts to the Cuban Revolution, highlighting the failed rebellion and the friendship between Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. The chapters cover topics such as the fake nature of the NFL, the impact of capitalism, and the loss of passion in American society. This part of the conversation explores the dictators and uprisings in Cuba, including the failed CIA operation and the escape and resistance of the revolutionaries. The discussion also touches on the role of evil people, the power of conversation, and the struggles of work. The importance of voting and the potential for reverse gerrymandering are highlighted. The chapters also cover Fidel Castro's charm, his appearances on Face the Nation, and the CIA's operations in Cuba, including Operation Mongoose. This part of the conversation explores the role of propaganda and money in spreading misinformation. It delves into the motivations behind individuals who engage in spreading right-leaning misinformation and the influence of oil companies and the Koch brothers. The conversation also touches on the self-hating gay actors in the media industry. The discussion then shifts to the Bay of Pigs invasion and the manipulation of presidents by the CIA. It highlights the desire for world peace by JFK and the failure of the Bay of Pigs. The conversation concludes with a discussion on the ongoing embargo on Cuba and the charisma of Fidel Castro, as well as the speculation surrounding Justin Trudeau's connection to Castro. They explore the evidence and connections between Fidel Castro and Trudeau's mother, Margaret Sinclair. The conversation delves into the privacy measures taken during the Trudeaus' honeymoon in the Caribbean and the possibility of a love affair between Castro and Sinclair. They also discuss the story of Marita Lorenz, an American spy sent to kill Castro who instead fell in love with him.

  • MOLOMBO says the future is...COMMUNISM?!

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    MOLOMBO says the future is...COMMUNISM?!

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    MOLOMBO joins us as the first guest in our show's history and we talk about COMMUNISM (GASP), pop culture, the Congo, and Dante challenging Eddie Liger Smith aka Midwestern Marx to the next Creator Clash. MOLOMBO's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@hey_molombo Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/2CFu6meiYaFBOi9iUpmDoC?si=rmFd5ip6QnWeXgVmpOiXRQ HGHH socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hghhobbies/ Dante's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 Nicole's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@coolndizabled Corey's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Tiktok 2.0 - https://www.tiktok.com/@cat.dad2 Takeaways: -The Jubilee video sparked discussions and reactions about capitalism and communism. -The word communism is becoming more normalized in pop culture. -Understanding the nuances and history of capitalism and communism is important for informed discussions. -Socialism is becoming more normalized and accepted in society. -Liberal democracies face contradictions and struggle to maintain moral superiority. -Common sense and critical thinking are essential in understanding political and economic systems. -Communism can be seen as a form of patriotism and care for fellow citizens. -Socialist experiments have been successful in various countries. -The Chinese government exercises control over information through the firewall. -Facebook's impact in Myanmar highlights the responsibility of social media platforms. The rule of -Belgium in the Congo and the atrocities committed were significant historical events. -The USSR played a crucial role in decolonization efforts in Africa. -The exploitation of the Congo's resources, such as cobalt, has had a significant impact on the country. -Character assassination has become a prevalent form of attack in the modern age. -The USA's involvement in global affairs has had far-reaching consequences. -Ethical consumption of resources in the Congo is essential for the well-being of its people. -The introduction to Jackson Hinkle reveals his political transformation from a Tulsi Gabbard grifter to a "MAGA communist". -Ed's association with Jackson Hinkle raises questions about his judgment and political alignment. -The discussion of Wrestling Ed and Creator Clash leads to Dante challenging Ed to a physical competition at Creator Clash. -Eddie's response to criticism shows his dismissive attitude and name-calling towards those who disagree with him. -The conversation explores the concept of solidarity and compromise in politics, emphasizing the need to judge allies based on mutual goals.

  • How is Gutfeld the #1 Late Night Show in America?

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    How is Gutfeld the #1 Late Night Show in America?

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    Nicole gives us a nice presentation on Greg Gutfeld, host of GUTFELD and Fox News golden boy. Some may even venture to call him a bootlicker, but we won't go there. It's giving...FED FLAGS. HGHH socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hghhobbies/ Dante's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69 YouTube - @dantewelch Nicole's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@coolndizabled Corey's socials: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx Tiktok 2.0 - https://www.tiktok.com/@cat.dad2