Captain America (2011): The Worst Avenger Or The Worthiest Heart In Marvel?

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Ben & Rob inject 2011’s ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’, directed by Joe Johnston and starring Chris Evan, Hugo Weaving, Hayley Atwell, Tommy Lee Jones and Sebastian Stan. The final Phase One film before Marvel unveiled their long-hyped debut Avengers movie, ‘The First Avenger’ sees human wetwipe Steve Rogers getting bigger and stronger but no less moist in his battle against the Nazi stand-in Red Skull. Drawing on his experience directing Jurassic Park 3 and Jumanji, director Joe Johnston balances Saturday afternoon adventure film with a classic WW2 genre sensibility; all whilst laying groundwork for the ongoing MCU Franchise.

But how hard can it be to find a good man in America? Have we uncovered definitive proof that Chris Evans has tiny testicles? How many people have Marvel superheroes killed by now? And has Ben fallen in love ...