Welcome to the opposite of an expert football podcast. I'm Chris Black, while I'm a Philadelphia Eagles super fan, I know next to nothing about Crystal Palace, the English Premier League, or European football in general. How different could it be? Every week, join me on my journey as I learn about 'the Eagles' and the beautiful game one hilariously misguided step at a time. If you're looking for tactical analysis from a seasoned pro, you've come to the wrong place. But if you want to laugh along with someone who thinks a 'corner kick' is a type of martial arts move, hit that subscribe button!