Ep. 8: Illuminati Recruitment Drive

It's that time of year again folks, it's the Illuminati recruitment drive! We're asking for your donations and membership to keep our shadowy overlords pulling strings and controlling all aspects of your existence! We at CMN are doing our part by pulling out all the stops! We open with a nice rant about Pop Magic that, somehow, leads to Chris Chan... We're sorry. In the headlines, we talk Balenciaga, Ye getting banned from Twitter 2.0, and the many bits of tricky wording mass media uses on you all damn day. And we wrap up with a bit to help you finish some last minute spooky holiday shopping as we look through the best selling occult books on Amazon... and we're sorry again. The pleasures of this world will be yours if you forsake the next... and join us for another great episode!

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