We Were Right About Crypto. We Were Right About Reylos. The Value of Bananacoin Will Never Stop Rising. Prayer Warriors Are Welcome To Bask In Our Infallibility From A Respectful Distance.

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To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotional labor and are ready to explain the FTX scandal to you, but more importantly, make fun of a tumblrina. The they-devils come out the other side of the cryptohole with an important lesson: behind every ugly libertarian man is a femcel girlblogger taking on the load of rational thinking. Patreon

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