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by Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy

Big Soy Naturals is the only podcast by people who can gaze into the abyss without fear. The abyss never gazes back at us, out of respect. Esteemed public intellectual Virgil Masters and disgraced e-celebrity Kendall Kennedy explore the labyrinth of cyberspace with incisive eyes, quick wits and 300 IQ brains. It takes proprietary magic, thorough research and the immortal science to peer behind the veil of the negaverse, and ... 

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Podcast episodes

  • Season 3

  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: E-Girls In My Military? It’s More Likely Than You Think

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    FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: E-Girls In My Military? It’s More Likely Than You Think

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    From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain’s Twitter

  • Why Are You 29 Acting Washed? You Should Be At The Club (with Cyberexboyfriend!)

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    Why Are You 29 Acting Washed? You Should Be At The Club (with Cyberexboyfriend!)

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    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\ A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Patreon Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain’s Twitter Laura's Twitter Laura's Tiktok Works Cited and Further Reading: Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov) 1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline) Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Citizen and Nextdoor Enacting Vigilante Justice on the Apps

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    FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Citizen and Nextdoor Enacting Vigilante Justice on the Apps

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    From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Patreon Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Vigilante app removed from apple store Citizen lays off employees Citizen usage in Philly False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases Citizen app does not promote public safety LAPD + Citizen Citizen crime alerts How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic Citizen app employees mental health Inside the Citizen App

  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Straight Son or Femcel Daughter?

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    FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Straight Son or Femcel Daughter?

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    From April 23, 2022: In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter

  • 100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government Are Coming For Your Seed Oils: Is Raw Dairy the Secret to Bolsonaro's Miraculous Healing Abilities Or Is It The Poison Killing Him From The Inside?

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    100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government Are Coming For Your Seed Oils: Is Raw Dairy the Secret to Bolsonaro's Miraculous Healing Abilities Or Is It The Poison Killing Him From The Inside?

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    Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this. — A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Works Cited: Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal) Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI) Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA) How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP) Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace) Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18 Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial All other sources for this episode are on our website