The Auditor's Fork

The Auditor's Fork

The client’s face was a grid of pixels on my monitor, another remote audit conducted through the sterile glow of a screen. Before me was a digital stack of self-audit forms, all perfectly completed. Remote audits make it easy to present a perfect digital facade. Too easy.

But years in this chair teach you to distrust perfection. A healthy system has flaws. This had none, and that’s what bothered me. Everything was pristine, with just a few trivial issues flagged—enough to avoid looking completely 'taroccato', or faked. My skepticism wasn't about this client specifically; it was professional scar tissue from this new way of working. It drove me to dig deeper, and beneath the polished surface, I found it.

It wasn't a catastrophic failure, but it was undeniable: a clear minor non-conformity. I screen-shared the e ...