Al and Tim think they know Warhammer 40,000. Ian definitely does not. So this week, Ian asks the questions, Al and Tim answer them without any preparation whatsoever, and somehow everyone learns something. Topics covered include what Warhammer 40k actually is, the Horus Heresy, why the Emperor is essentially a very expensive battery, the Tyrannids versus the Xenomorphs, whether the Enterprise D would survive five minutes in the Imperium of Man, who the good guys are (short answer: there aren't any), and why the Necrons haven't just killed everyone yet. Drinking is involved. Accuracy is not guaranteed. Come and tell us what we got wrong.