The United Cloud
by Izaak Laskey
Welcome to The United Cloud, where Izaak and Hameem break down the latest stories around Manchester United and attempt to rationalise whatever Erik ten Hag and his players are doing on the pitch.
Podcast episodes
Season 1
MAN UNITED RUIN KLOPP'S FAIRYTALE AND TEN HAG SAVES HIS JOB! Manchester United vs Liverpool review.
In this reactive review in the aftermath of Manchester United's legendary victory over Liverpool in the FA Cup, Izaak and Hameem provide insight from the heart as Ten Hag potentially saved his job at the expense of Klopp's fairy-tale. Kobbie Mainoo was outstanding, Diogo Dalot inspired and Alejandro Garnacho industrious as United completed an impossible task at Old Trafford.
MAN UNTITED VS THE MEDIA - Perceptions of Bruno, Rashford and Ten Hag discussed!
In today's episode, Izaak and Hameem discuss the media treatment of Marcus Rashford, leading to a response from the player in the Player's Tribune. Further topics for discussion are the situation with Erik ten Hag and Jamie Carragher, as well as the ongoing narrative around Bruno Fernandes' on-field 'antics' and his credibility as captain.
INEOS CHANGES EXPLAINED: THE UNITED CLOUD #4
In today's episode, Izaak and Hameem discuss the seemingly impending appointment of Dan Ashworth as Manchester United's new sporting director, how INEOS plan to structure the club and react to United's victory over Aston Villa. Especially, Diogo Dalot's performance is analysed after a string of fine displays.
HOW TO COVER LISANDRO MARTINEZ? The United Cloud Episode #3
In today's episode, Izaak and Hameem discuss the impact of Manchester United's returning players, not least Lisandro Martinez, who we will now be without again for the next two months. Further mentioned is the role of Kobbie Mainoo moving forward and Hameem's upcoming trip to Liverpool.
Episode Two: MARCUS RASHFORD!?; INTRODUCING THE TEN-HAG-METRE!
In this episode, Izaak goes into too much detail about his pre-podcast meal and Hameem instigates some extensive tactical talking, but the issue of Marcus Rashford has to be addressed. Also, an in-depth analysis of the Manchester United squad with the introduction of the 'Ten-Hag-metre' and how suitable all of the Dutchman's players are for his system,