Ep.3 Love Languages: But Make Them Funny

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Welcome back to Unhinged Memoirs! In this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into love languages—but with our signature sarcastic, sassy, and totally unfiltered twist. Forget the mushy, textbook explanations, because we’re here to roast, laugh, and unpack what love languages really look like in everyday life.

Here’s what we’re covering:

1. Acts of Service:

• Is it love, or are they just tired of you folding towels the wrong way?

• When your partner thinks taking out the trash counts as foreplay.

2. Words of Affirmation:

• Are they complimenting you, or just buttering you up so they don’t have to unload the dishwasher?

• “I love you” vs. “You’re not as annoying as everyone else I’ve met.”

3. Receiving Gifts:

• From diamond rings to gas stat ...