Polis City Radio -1 [Bears]

Polis City Radio -1 [Bears]

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HOST (calm, friendly):

Dear listeners, welcome back to Polis City Radio—your nocturnal companion in a town that never quite makes sense.

Tonight’s news may seem ordinary, but trust me, that might be exactly what some of our dear listeners have been wishing for.

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Three bears have slipped out of City Hall and are now wandering the downtown streets.

If you glimpse them, please inform City Hall at once—though they’ve been officially declared “friendly.”

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The speaker for City Hall says you may pet them or even feed them some snakes.

The blue bear, named Asuka, has an unusual fondness for “KitCat with a C” chocolate bars. She will be deeply grateful if you present he ...