America’s First Monster Quarterback

He was the greatest quarterback of his era. In the late 1950s, Moby Dickman won every award the sport could offer and became the country’s newest obsession. By 1963, a freak play changed everything. A quarterback sneak collapsed the line, leaving multiple players dead. The story goes Moby’s size crushed them. The league banned him, and America’s hero vanished.

A decade later he reappeared in rural Indiana, painting faces at children’s parties—his grin bigger than ever. Then came the rest-stop disappearances. Witnesses spoke of a giant clown who moved like a linebacker. Authorities mounted a sting. After a chaotic arrest and a rumored glider escape made of newspapers, the legend of Moby Dickman was sealed.

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