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by Emily B and Elaine W
Nicer than the red scare girls. Too virginal for cum town guys. Not sure what TrueAnon is about.
Podcast episodes
Season 2
Season 1
Heartbreak / Paimon
Emily and Elaine discuss the facets of heartbreak through blaming their unreasonable emotions on possession from a demon named Paimon from the movie Hereditary. Thank you to Emily’s 40 year old coworker Richard, Pete Peterson - PhDemon, Riley (the vessel <3), Elaine’s sister Maggie, Mat, Emily and Elaine’s boyfriend Logan, and the devil (CJ). Watch Elaine in her new comedy series Clocked Out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8O_UO7GKTeNO6ulHUV5tGA Lyrics to Paimon Made Me Do It: I didn’t mean to drunk text you about Steely Dan Ideally 30 year old man, you didn’t have to keep my tee Or ignore all of my messages trying to get it back to me Did Paimon make you do it? Why did you do it? Let me entertain you for 72 hours, Like a monkey in a cage… Then cut me off like a fucking coward. Still I feel like the one who is deranged. did Paimon make you do it? From looking at ladders in your backseat to Crying when I drove past Farrell street Because you love Colin Calling out your deceit Because of my friend Pete Paimon made me do it I’m writing this song about you And I’m writing this song about him Too many of you to count So I just need to find a Count All so full of shit That’s why Paimon made me do it We are actually Catholic/Atheist (former Catholic)
Why and Oracle Think Tank at Big Brain Academy
In this episode we will tell you why we made the podcast. Then we head over to the cafeteria at Big Brain Academy (40:45) and ask our friends to compliment us and give us ideas since we are out of them. Thank you to Toad, Nathan Fielder, John Wilson, Larry David, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Sam Weir, Mitch, really popular Carina, Nate, Maddie, Kake, Zack and Emily's really nice ex boyfriend Sean. Have a safe flight Ben and Johnny Deals!
Taking Your Top Off
Emily and Elaine discuss the dynamics of being topless. Elaine’s sister Maggie confirms Elaine has big boobs. Bestie Zac says why he is okay with taking his top off all the time and the origins of netting for your junk are revealed. Boobs guy CJ tells us why he is that way. Genius Grace explains Woodstock 99 to us. Calvin, a victim of our party antics recounts the time we made him take his pants off for us. This episode is dedicated to Kristin for hosting slip n slide kickball and bringing these issues to light. We love you so much! In memory of Maggie 2001-