I'm sooooo miserable
by Emily B and Elaine WSeason 2
How do you measure a year without podcast? Emily and Elaine return from the shadows. *TEASER* Pseudoscience / Being as Healthy as Possible
Season 1
Emily and Elaine discuss the facets of heartbreak through blaming their unreasonable emotions on possession from a demon named Paimon from the movie Hereditary. Thank you to Emily’s 40 year old coworker Richard, Pete Peterson - PhDemon, Riley (the vessel <3), Elaine’s sister Maggie, Mat, Emily and Elaine’s boyfriend Logan, and the devil (CJ). Watch Elaine in her new comedy series Clocked Out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8O_UO7GKTeNO6ulHUV5tGA Lyrics to Paimon Made Me Do It: I didn’t mean to drunk text you about Steely Dan Ideally 30 year old man, you didn’t have to keep my tee Or ignore all of my messages trying to get it back to me Did Paimon make you do it? Why did you do it? Let me entertain you for 72 hours, Like a monkey in a cage… Then cut me off like a fucking coward. Still I feel like the one who is deranged. did Paimon make you do it? From looking at ladders in your backseat to Crying when I drove past Farrell street Because you love Colin Calling out your deceit Because of my friend Pete Paimon made me do it I’m writing this song about you And I’m writing this song about him Too many of you to count So I just need to find a Count All so full of shit That’s why Paimon made me do it We are actually Catholic/Atheist (former Catholic) Why and Oracle Think Tank at Big Brain Academy
Emily and Elaine discuss the dynamics of being topless. Elaine’s sister Maggie confirms Elaine has big boobs. Bestie Zac says why he is okay with taking his top off all the time and the origins of netting for your junk are revealed. Boobs guy CJ tells us why he is that way. Genius Grace explains Woodstock 99 to us. Calvin, a victim of our party antics recounts the time we made him take his pants off for us. This episode is dedicated to Kristin for hosting slip n slide kickball and bringing these issues to light. We love you so much! In memory of Maggie 2001- Emily puts Elaine through 8 hours worth of collective interviews to better understand gaming. Iraq War propaganda through video games is discussed as well as the food service IDF to keep things misinformative and controversial. Emily tracks her gamer lineage through her family. Monty’s brother Zack explains The Witcher to Elaine. Zack’s brother Monty presents his favorite games of all time and Elaine chooses one to play someday. Elaine and Emily talk to girls who game (Mack, Natalie and Kelsey) (not gamer girls!!!) and they say some nice, cool and epic stuff. Conner and Cal battle over a gentleman's code when it comes to gaming. Thanks to Emily’s grandma, Emily’s dad, Emily’s youthful and full of life sister Carina, Zack, Monty, Natalie, Kelsey, Mack, Conner and Cal. Executive produced by Prada Pete Peterson 35 year old high school: EUPHORIA HELL
Reputation (Taylor's Version) (Commentary) (Horrible)
Elaine, Emily and Noah discuss Taylor Swift's album Reputation *TEASER* Heartbreak/Paimon
