Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Episode 11: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we blast into Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets—a film overflowing with dazzling visuals and boundless imagination, but weighed down by flimsy romance and galaxy-sized plot holes. We’ll rework the story to make Alpha feel like a truly lived-in universe, give Valerian and Laureline a relationship worth rooting for, and chart a course that matches the movie’s stunning spectacle with a narrative that actually soars. Because if there’s one thing this film proves, it’s that even in space… no one can escape a broken script.