What One Won’t, Others Will: Why Brutal Dad Wisdom is the Only Real Dating Guide

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Is Valentine’s Day a celebration of love, or just a red-dyed Hallmark trap for people who didn't get enough cards in elementary school?

In this special holiday edition of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot give Mega Wheel the Magnificent a vacation and spin the Mega Wheel of Valentine’s to dissect the triumphs and (mostly) hilarious tragedies of their romantic pasts.

They’re diving into the "The Ballerina," "The Mermaid," and "The Librarian," while explaining why a trench coat at the Cincinnati airport is a lot more awkward than John Cusack made it look.

Inside the conversation:

• The Love Song Gauntlet: Why Sinead O'Connor’s "Nothing Compares 2 U" is the ultimate sad-boy anthem, and why Extreme’s "More Than Words" is a graphic d ...