Episode 4: Christina Beansy

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I really had high hopes for this one guys, my producer promised me he'd booked Christina Ricci, star of the 1997 remake of That Darn Cat, but apparently he booked Christina Beansy, a semi-professional Christina Ricci impersonator who looks nothing like the real thing, and had zero insight into the making of this film. Believe me, I'm fucking furious about this whole situation, and I promise we will actually start to recap this movie soon.