Weekly Reading for Aug. 31 - Sept. 7, 2025: Pisces is back, baby (with an eclipse)

Alright, everybody lock in. Remember months ago when Saturn was like "I'm going to Aries!" and then immediately was like "actually, wait, I forgot something in Pisces"? Well, Monday it's officially going back to check its work. This isn't Saturn being indecisive - it's Saturn being Saturn, making sure you actually did your homework from March 2023 instead of just shoving it under your bed and hoping no one would notice.

And because the universe has a sense of humor darker than mine, we're also getting a lunar eclipse in Pisces on Sunday. So while Saturn's like "let me just review your rough draft," the eclipse is like "cool, but also let's emotionally purge everything you've been avoiding since early last year." It's giving group therapy session meets tax audit, but make it cosmic. At least Mercury's entering Virgo on Tuesday, so our brains ...