Louise has GONE! Sort of...

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This week, Louise is away, so AI Louise steps in to keep Shane company—and the chaos is very real. We dig through never-before-heard Patreon extras, revisit a traumatic (and nearly explosive) train commute, and descend into the filthiest, funniest university story you’ve ever heard. We’re talking diarrhoea disasters, tattoo regrets, and the mystery of “Matey”.

💩 Shane’s pizza-fuelled near-miss on a packed train 🤖 AI Louise is here (against her will?) 🎓 Uni confessions involving tights, sick, and a full-blown panic clean 📱 Tattoo reveals gone very, very wrong 👃 The house that stank for days 📟  ...