Shutdown Fullcast 3.20.0

The first completely competitive and interesting weekend of the college football season gets...well, it gets us starting off by talking about a man dying a horrible death in a New York utility tunnel. There is actual football. Points covered include: -- "We gotta shit on Texas, Spencer. Because there is a fresh reason to shit on Texas." -- A proposal about Auburn struggling being a sign they will inevitably end up in the national title game -- How Houston Nutt is orbiting the earth like Felix Baumgartner waiting for that call from a willing school as a signal to drop in and save Arkansas -- More petty swipes at Will Muschamp (cut and paste from every week) -- A painful recounting of the times each of us watched a game that left us so angry we wept blood (except for Jason, who is the Dr. Manhattan of college football) -- Proposed: a campus full of ye ...