The Office Runner Who Found a Time Glitch in the Stairwell

Zip Miller wears Nikes with his suit because he discovered a glitch in the stairwell.

In an otherwise normal office building, Zip figured out that if he sprinted the stairs between floors 4 and 5 at just the right angle and speed, he didn’t just go down a floor—he slipped into yesterday. He could redo workdays, clean up mistakes, and show up with answers before anyone even knew they had questions.

It made him a legend.

Zip became the most efficient employee in company history. He could drop a finished report on your desk five minutes before you realized you needed to start writing it. He’d hand you a tissue before you felt the tickle in your nose. The office loved him. Then they started to fear him. It’s unsettling when someone is always one step ahead of your future.

He used the glitch so much he drifted out of sync. To h ...