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Todayâs shrapnel parade through global decay includes:
A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russiaâs Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.
Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but heyâhere's your daily ad for meal kits.
And Zelenskyâs inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.
Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line heâll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.
NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it allâbecause if Earthâs going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.
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