Shutdown Fullcast 4.34: Week Two Reviewed With 15 Mins of Solid Hatin'

Week Two's review is, like the week itself, far more interesting than advertised, even if it did drive Verne Lundquist to openly ask for distraction during the death throes of the Kentucky/Florida game. (Death throes = anything past the first quarter.) TOPICS: --How Jason just skipped this whole weekend and almost cried when Andre 3000 came out for "Black Ice" at the Dungeon Family reunion show --Maybe we discuss Kentucky football too long, but also come up with a fascinating solution to Kentucky's problems with an impending showdown with Alabama? (Don't go, and pass the savings on to your fans!) --The thousand ways Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson is not real right now --Ryan finds the saddest scene from Illinois State/Northwestern, which is quite an accomplishment --A suggestion for new rivals for Penn State since Pitt is unfit to be their riv ...