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by Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy

Big Soy Naturals is a podcast hosted by the only people who can gaze into the abyss because the abyss never gazes back at us, out of respect. Virgil Masters, Kendall Kennedy and Producer Lain, explore the labyrinth of cyberspace with our incisive eyes, quick wit and sexy heaving 300 IQ brains. It takes magic, thorough research and the immortal science to peer behind the veil of the digital negaverse, and we do it every week. ... 

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Podcast episodes

  • Season 3

  • Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid

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    Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid

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    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, you enjoy living don't you? We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve econimic interests through state violence. Allegedly! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest (levernews.com) AdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial History Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals (bbc.com) Dangaard v Instagram (arstechnica) Leo's Dad's investing portfolio OnlyFans Statistics 2023 (techreport.com)

  • 100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils 1: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick

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    100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils 1: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick

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    If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited CDC 2009 H1N1 Report Swine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily) The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian) In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times) Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)

  • Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real)

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    Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real)

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    Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator? Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

  • Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love

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    Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love

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    Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

  • Season 2

  • My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON

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    My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON

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    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter