Well, here we are again, back in the trenches of musical altruism, digging through the chaos and cocaine fumes of We Are the World. In our final part of this double header, we examine the actual recording process—a night filled with megastars, massive egos, and the creeping existential dread of Bob Dylan.

We cover:

• Lionel Richie’s unexpected side hustle as a musical firefighter, putting out diva-induced blazes.
• Quincy Jones' increasing exasperation as some of the greatest voices in music fail to hit their notes.
• Michael Jackson going off the deep end with Sheyla-Sheyla (which is absolutely, 100% real).
• Stevie Wonder offering to guide Ray Charles to the loo, leading to perhaps the only acceptable "blind leading the blind" joke in history.
• Prince skipping the whole  ...