Ever felt like you’re "not from here nor from there"? Yeah, us too. We're essentially professional nomads because we’re too broke to stay in one place long enough to get a mortgage. We’re dissecting why our accents are basically "seasoning" for the soul (and why girls love it, sorry ladies, we’re off the market), before pivoting to the important stuff: Astrology vs. Astronomy. Kiko admits he was a huge horoscope nerd until he stopped doing acid. Coincidence? Probably not.

Also, Chef Maurice went to the "Symphonic Stadium" (the symphony, for you non-refined folks) and felt like a high-class citizen for approximately two hours, while Kiko’s weekend involved supporting a friend with a screw in his toe and discussing a medical procedure that left his ear looking like... well, a "loose roast beef."

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