• Solar flares are weak f*male threats

• Cataclysms and reset events, on a timer or manmade?

• Mountains of melted buildings

• Nessie could be real! (((Archaeologists))) admit they lie?

• WEF updates: They still have no power, don’t worry about the Da-cow camps!

• Arming Taiwan. Nancy Pelosi is broken.

• Californian caravan to Mexico gets slapped.

• James Woods telescope update on traps (still gay, also fake).

• Magic brick dwarves and copper wire elves. (Or: Paranormies Monster Manual planning)

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak