REWIND OR DIE SHORTS – EPISODE 6: Theme Restaurants & The Cursed Minion Speaker

IN THIS EPISODE: The gang unravels a truly unhinged weekend roundup, featuring:

• Jeff entering a retail void while trying to return a haunted wine opener.
• Steve discovering that his car may or may not contain a time capsule of fast food regrets.
• Adam spiraling into existential dread after buying a Minion-themed Bluetooth speaker that only screams in Minion language.
• A deep dive into theme restaurants—from Rainforest Café’s animatronic trauma to Applebee’s, where the only theme is “random crap nailed to walls.”

PLUS:

• Which theme restaurant gave Steve a headache and a stuffed frog he didn’t ask for?
• What’s the difference between a Chili’s and a hoarder’s attic?
• Why does every Hard Rock Café feel like a music m ...