Garbage Pail Kids: Rats and Thunder, Boundaries Asunder

This week on Last Night We Watched, Brandon, Brett, and Matthew descend into cinematic madness with 1987’s The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, a film so baffling, so aggressively unpleasant, it left us questioning our life choices. From Captain Manzini’s suspicious mentorship, to sweatshop couture, to bullies who skip straight past teasing into attempted murder, we unpack every absurd, horrifying, and accidentally hilarious moment. Along the way, we debate which Kid is the least disgusting, discover the oxygen limit for wearing a Garbage Pail suit, and try to figure out if this movie was an elaborate prank on the audience. Think of it less as a review and more as a support group for the truly damaged.