The Grow-A-Guy Recall

In 1996 a toy called Grow-A-Guy—marketed to “fizz, grow, and become a buddy overnight”—was recalled after officials linked it to a series of serious incidents. The recall notice and health warnings promised containment: 99.9% of known units located and destroyed, they said. But rumors always keep a fraction alive.

Thirty years later, a routine wellness check at a quiet house outside Seattle turned into a different kind of recall. Officers found a figure in the home who, according to reports, had been living there since 1996. Medical examiners described the occupant as having no pulse and “not even human” in witness summaries (we mark these as reported observations). Neighbors remembered Grow-A-Guy ad campaigns and whispered about units never returned.

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